My Life Lessons For Your Edification

Wheaton’s Law

Don’t be a dick

Espoused by the geek prophet Wil Wheaton.

Brand’s Housework Edict

Fuck it, it’ll do

Laid down by comedienne Jo Brand.

John’s First Rule of Laminated Signs

All laminated signs can be replaced by signs saying “Don’t be a fuckwit”

Put forth by twitter’s own @johnlinford.

Connolly’s Law of Leggings

Fat people should’nae wear leggings

laid down by the Big Yin, Billy Connolly.