Don’t be a dick
Espoused by the geek prophet Wil Wheaton.
Brand’s Housework Edict
Fuck it, it’ll do
Laid down by comedienne Jo Brand.
John’s First Rule of Laminated Signs
All laminated signs can be replaced by signs saying “Don’t be a fuckwit”
Put forth by twitter’s own @johnlinford.
Connolly’s Law of Leggings
Fat people should’nae wear leggings
laid down by the Big Yin, Billy Connolly.